Musician stereotypes

The other guitarist refuses to play chords ever since he learned sweeping

Everytime our drummer fucks up we tell him how much of a great Djent drummer he is (get it? huh? huh?)

Don't be hatin on djent. Thats my jam.

"it's all for shits n giggles, don't take this too seriously."

joking brah.

I know

Don't do that to me, you know i'm bad with mad women...

woh woh woh, hold the phone... Did you just call me mad??

eh... uh... oh no! don't kill me please!

I didn't call you mad! i, uh... don't hurt me!

yeah, you better beg for your life. Nothing makes a woman go psyco than calling her mad. Top tip of the day for you.

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Back on topic: since I'm a bassist, does that mean I have to get a beannie as well?

Back on topic: since I'm a bassist, does that mean I have to get a beannie as well?

you can't be a bassist without it

And being worthless than a bassist is pretty low

yeah, you better beg for your life.

hawt

My bassist never wore a beanie. He also wasn't a stereotypical bassist at all. He was the only one in the band with a girlfriend for a while, and he was the one who would never stop playing over everyone talking. He also overplays hardcore, which he's just now starting to get over like 4 years later. He's trying to make up for all the lazy bassists by being obnoxious.