The "Celebrity Crush" Thread

I told you guys I wouldn't kill him.

You're totes posing as Fantasy. Admit it.

I am not!

Whoops, wrong account...

Alison Brie is hoochie.

Also the guy from Veritasium is fiiiiiine. Not really a celebrity though.

I can barely name any.

Not because I don't find them attractive, but because I'm the worst at knowing celebrities.

Natalie Portman is kind of cute tho.

But not cuter than my waifu.

Not even half. <4

I could name a few, probably, but we're going to go with the ones I haven't posted in the Hot Chicks thread, haha (such as Olivia Wilde and Emma Watson).

I'm gonna go with Eliza Doolittle. She is my Babe-raham Lincoln.

Man I had to think about this one for a while

Probably scarjo though

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ohgod im doing it in other threads now IM SOO SORRY GRUNGIE AND JOEL AND WWF although im not sure how afraid of you i should be.

Elisha Cuthbert. She has terrible taste in men, if only I made the show I had a shot ;_;

She's pretty hot. She looked pretty good as a brunette in House of Wax, even though it was a shitty movie.

ohgod im doing it in other threads now IM SOO SORRY GRUNGIE AND JOEL AND WWF although im not sure how afraid of you i should be.

It's practically offensive that you forgot to mention Debbie, the one most likely to e-masculate you.

We need an MTB Crush thread where we can worship Debbie at.