4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins

Well, I wish a jolly tickle on all you 'Muricans of MTB. Glad you're not owned by us any more? I thought not.

For the occasion, I got you ribble robbers some proper, English tea to replace the stuff you lost back in (New) Boston, you ungrateful swine-lickers:



So celebrate your so-called "independence", wave your red and blue flip flappers about, marvel at simple, flashey attractions, because we'll leave you dunder-headed taft-shafters to it. Meanwhile, those of us who have even a modicum of sophistication will celebrate in style and with elegant poise, satisfied in the knowledge we can get hurt by our fun and still get treated - for free.



Bah, the colonies!

Ta-ta, cheerio, fare the well!

The Americans may think of us as their hat, but in reality, they're our pants.

I heard Brits love their tea soaked in the Boston harbor.

The Americans may think of us as their hat, but in reality, they're our pants.

You're just jealous of all this American propane. >:(

American everything is better.

Hey guys, on UG there's another stupid Europe vs. America thread. On this site there's only two active Europeans we outnumber them and are therefore superior. 8)

You're just jealous of all this American propane. >:(

The only thing that isn't bigger in Texas is the evolutionist-creationist ratio. OOH! BURN!

American everything is better.

bitch plz, you don't even know what poutine is

Hey guys, on UG there's another stupid Europe vs. America thread. On this site there's only two active Europeans we outnumber them and are therefore superior. 8)

Bah, that American educational system must be awesome if it teaches that Canada is in Europe. OOH! 1st-degree burn.

Bah, that American educational system must be awesome if it teaches that Canada is in Europe. OOH! 1st-degree burn.

I was completely ignoring you because Canada doesn't matter.

Canada is in North America so that still makes Joel American.

Canada is in North America so that still makes Joel American.

Ha, 'American'. Take that Joel. 8)

By the way Mr. Maps, September 3rd is the day you disowned your lesser cousins. How unimportant is history now? 8)