02-28-2014, 10:17 PM
Once upon a time, there was an angsty gerbil named Donald.
The one-sentence-at-a-time-story!
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02-28-2014, 10:17 PM
Once upon a time, there was an angsty gerbil named Donald.
02-28-2014, 10:22 PM
Donald's dream was to be a duck, but he was not a strong enough wizard.
02-28-2014, 10:23 PM
So he applied the phlebotonium to acquire infinte power.
03-01-2014, 03:17 AM
but it gave him a broken penis
03-01-2014, 03:19 AM
It was a grand penis, the length and girth of it reminded him of the giant California redwoods from his childhood.
03-01-2014, 04:42 AM
Donald's penis was so grandiose that all the angsty woodland creatures admired it with admiration.
03-01-2014, 04:57 AM
The woodland creatures admired it so much, that they decided to build a giant shrine dedicated to it.
03-01-2014, 05:08 AM
'Twas a marvelous shrine with golden ornaments.
03-01-2014, 05:12 AM
All the woodland critters showed up, the squirrels, the bears, and even the friendly woodland sky whale made an appearance.
03-01-2014, 05:42 AM
But one day a colony of malicious moles with malicious intents decided to burrow under and steal the shrine.
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