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Fine, Joel, if you insist...

That cake fucking sucks, it's a disgrace and I wouldn't go near it in a hazmat suit - and that's not just because I'm allergic to marzipan, but also because just seeing the picture of it made me vomit violently due to how terrible that cakes looks. It looks like shit on a plate, Joel. It's the sort of thing they use to torture terrorists in Afghanistan. I hope it's poisoned, so that those who are going to be eating it won't have to live their lives knowing they ate that heap of shit, knowing they went through that pain just because someone they love made it. How could you do that to the,, Joel? How? You're a terrible person for making that abomination. For shame.

...Better?

Hello comfort zone.

(also huzzah, you correctly guessed what the shrooms were made out of)

I push my dick into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache

There once was a man from Nantucket...

I WOULD SHOVE MY DI...
i mean yea nice cake

Thanks.

That's yeastiality.

Also why the hell not, a better pic without the snow: