12-10-2013, 03:35 AM
Seriously, this was all I heard the entire time:
"So yeah, I fucked like, 7 girls this week. I try not to kiss them while I bang them 'cause otherwise I get attached to them. Dude, by the way, last week, at my cottage, I invited this one chick over and we shagged all weekend. She then looked at my Facebook page and saw that I was in a relationship already and she got jealous, so she's not talking to me anymore. Anyway, later I'm gonna send this one girl I haven't fucked yet a pic with my shirt off and she promised to send me one back of her massive tits, bro".
He then proceeds to stroke his Jupiter-sized ego and presumably gives himself a high-five whilst he narcissistically admires his giant muscles and lack of neck in the puddle of water below him (I don't know what he looks like but he's probably a fireman in training, so that's what I'm assuming he looks like).
Oh well. I can take solace in the fact that I can actually count the number of biceps I have.
"So yeah, I fucked like, 7 girls this week. I try not to kiss them while I bang them 'cause otherwise I get attached to them. Dude, by the way, last week, at my cottage, I invited this one chick over and we shagged all weekend. She then looked at my Facebook page and saw that I was in a relationship already and she got jealous, so she's not talking to me anymore. Anyway, later I'm gonna send this one girl I haven't fucked yet a pic with my shirt off and she promised to send me one back of her massive tits, bro".
He then proceeds to stroke his Jupiter-sized ego and presumably gives himself a high-five whilst he narcissistically admires his giant muscles and lack of neck in the puddle of water below him (I don't know what he looks like but he's probably a fireman in training, so that's what I'm assuming he looks like).
Oh well. I can take solace in the fact that I can actually count the number of biceps I have.