Why did you decide to pick up the bass?

Wait a minute, you aren't the guy on UG who was complaining about their bassist going to the bathroom to jerk it all the time during rehearsal were you?

Nah, I was the bassist. (This was the story I was referencing, Debbie. Are you sure you really wanted to know?)

Uhm...no. Its, fine with me. Wow, that is just so many kinds of wrong.

You know its bad when something sticks in your brain because it was particularly ridiculous in the pit.

What was this thread about again?

It was why we decided to go masturbate at our friends house instead of playing the bass for rehearsal. Right?

This place has a UG-scented dingleberry hanging precariously on its proverbial anus.

Y'all niggas can't stay on topic

Once a nigga always a nigga.

We are at least still talking about bassists, so we're in the ball-park.

lol ball

Why did I hyphenate ballpark? That was completely unnecessary, but I'm too lazy to change it. And yes, by ball park I mean a park full of scrotums.

Make that bassist scrotums to keep OT.