02-25-2013, 10:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-25-2013, 11:03 PM by ln cognition.)
"Good day to you, Gentlemen - and, of course to you, our esteemed ladies. Welcome to this one and only thread dedicated to the artform of sensual, and - dare I say erotic -, films.
Upon this thread of the great tapestry, we shall discuss the wonderful delights of entertainment, specifically within the realm of mature content, its enchanting joys, and, perchance, vile lures.
Perhaps you could share a tale or two of your capers among the sophisticated world of risquàentertainment for the older generations. A wicked spell of yonder days, posing an invigorating warning to those whose curiosity might strain too far, a trusthworthy mistress in times of stained solitude or perhaps a novel discovery worth sharing along with the warmth of whiskey and cigars.
Hence forth you shall talk of little, nay, nothing else, but the eroticism of mature motion picture.
A final word of warning, though, before we commence: Although thine tales should be graced with the most splendid of verbal imagery, they may not fall outside the laws of this land and forum. Avoid debauchery such as links to overly revealing, visual stimulation - yet the banhammer might strike thee.
Still - please do not let these words fall grave upon you. Pixels not unpleasing to the eyes of virtuous gentlemen are still warmly accepted - nay, recommended.
So without further ado, let the jollyhood commence!"
Upon this thread of the great tapestry, we shall discuss the wonderful delights of entertainment, specifically within the realm of mature content, its enchanting joys, and, perchance, vile lures.
Perhaps you could share a tale or two of your capers among the sophisticated world of risquàentertainment for the older generations. A wicked spell of yonder days, posing an invigorating warning to those whose curiosity might strain too far, a trusthworthy mistress in times of stained solitude or perhaps a novel discovery worth sharing along with the warmth of whiskey and cigars.
Hence forth you shall talk of little, nay, nothing else, but the eroticism of mature motion picture.
A final word of warning, though, before we commence: Although thine tales should be graced with the most splendid of verbal imagery, they may not fall outside the laws of this land and forum. Avoid debauchery such as links to overly revealing, visual stimulation - yet the banhammer might strike thee.
Still - please do not let these words fall grave upon you. Pixels not unpleasing to the eyes of virtuous gentlemen are still warmly accepted - nay, recommended.
So without further ado, let the jollyhood commence!"