09-20-2013, 08:45 AM
(09-18-2013, 06:48 AM)debbie Wrote: So I met this girl from North Carolina last night. Sweet chick, really pretty, I think her name was Katy. She tried to explain to me all the states and how they fit together and then I realised...I can barely name all 9 of our provinces how the hell am I going to remember the states names and locations and all that jazz.
Ok, I've been missing from the internet for two days, so I'm catching up. The answer to remembering all the states and how they fit together is rivers. Seriously. I know all of them. And "rivers" is the answer.
One time I showed up to a friend's house in high school and I was stoned. Her little brother was even there (brother is a total stoner now), but everybody was all "whaaaaaa-" and I kicked ass at the Carmen Sandiego board game. Point it: Ohio is the only state with a southtern border formed by it's eponymous river and don't no bitch steal the Golden Gate Bridge under my watch.