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4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - Mr Maps - 07-04-2014

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Well, I wish a jolly tickle on all you 'Muricans of MTB. Glad you're not owned by us any more? I thought not.

For the occasion, I got you ribble robbers some proper, English tea to replace the stuff you lost back in (New) Boston, you ungrateful swine-lickers:

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So celebrate your so-called "independence", wave your red and blue flip flappers about, marvel at simple, flashey attractions, because we'll leave you dunder-headed taft-shafters to it. Meanwhile, those of us who have even a modicum of sophistication will celebrate in style and with elegant poise, satisfied in the knowledge we can get hurt by our fun and still get treated - for free.

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Bah, the colonies!

Ta-ta, cheerio, fare the well!


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - JCizzle - 07-04-2014

The Americans may think of us as their hat, but in reality, they're our pants.


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - Grungie - 07-04-2014

I heard Brits love their tea soaked in the Boston harbor.


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - Hank Hill - 07-04-2014

(07-04-2014, 09:02 PM)JoelCarli Wrote: The Americans may think of us as their hat, but in reality, they're our pants.

You're just jealous of all this American propane. >:(


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - Grungie - 07-05-2014

American everything is better.

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RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - carlcockatoo - 07-05-2014

Hey guys, on UG there's another stupid Europe vs. America thread. On this site there's only two active Europeans we outnumber them and are therefore superior. 8)


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - JCizzle - 07-05-2014

(07-04-2014, 11:49 PM)Hank Hill Wrote: You're just jealous of all this American propane. >:(
The only thing that isn't bigger in Texas is the evolutionist-creationist ratio. OOH! BURN!

(07-05-2014, 12:20 AM)Grungie Wrote: American everything is better.
bitch plz, you don't even know what poutine is

(07-05-2014, 12:42 AM)carlcockatoo Wrote: Hey guys, on UG there's another stupid Europe vs. America thread. On this site there's only two active Europeans we outnumber them and are therefore superior. 8)
Bah, that American educational system must be awesome if it teaches that Canada is in Europe. OOH! 1st-degree burn.


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - carlcockatoo - 07-05-2014

(07-05-2014, 12:46 AM)JoelCarli Wrote: Bah, that American educational system must be awesome if it teaches that Canada is in Europe. OOH! 1st-degree burn.

I was completely ignoring you because Canada doesn't matter.


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - Fantasyfanman - 07-05-2014

Canada is in North America so that still makes Joel American.


RE: 4th of July: The Day We Finally Disowned Our Lesser Cousins - carlcockatoo - 07-05-2014

(07-05-2014, 12:59 AM)FantasyFanMan Wrote: Canada is in North America so that still makes Joel American.

Ha, 'American'. Take that Joel. 8)

By the way Mr. Maps, September 3rd is the day you disowned your lesser cousins. How unimportant is history now? 8)